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Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
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Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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February 28, 2006
ep #29: The Boyfriend - Part 2 (3m:12s)
Please don't sue us Sergey, it's just a joke.
February 22, 2006
ep #28: The Boyfriend (2m:33s)
The biggest threat yet is Russian. Obviously.
February 14, 2006
ep #27: The Hacker - Part 3 (2m:12s)
That's the problem with Hackers, they never die. Just like that superhero, never-die-man.
February 8, 2006
ep #26: The Hacker - Part 2 (2m:47s)
Our boys are in terrible danger and the only thing that can save them is a scene so gory it might as well be porn.
February 6, 2006
ep #25: The Hacker - Part 1 (2m:20s)
A telemarketing campaign gone horribly wrong and our heroes in danger! Oh, the suspense is killing me. Seriously, it hurts.
February 2, 2006
ep #24: The Landlord (3m:28s)
Sun Tzu once wrote: "the supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting."
January 30, 2006
ep #23: Million Dollar Idea (2m:43s)
Why have 1,000,000 dollars when you can have 47 ... dollars?
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/
January 26, 2006
ep #22: The Cigarette (2m:44s)
It's cool to not smoke. Unless you're Mark. Talking to Your Pre-Teen About Smoking
January 23, 2006
ep #21: The American Bar (1m:54s)
The BathTub Boys try to woo Sarah with the squeal of a dying horse.
December 16, 2005
ep #20: The Pizza Delivery Man (2m:41s)
Americans...
About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
Contact the BathTubYoga team at
Today, at a coffee shop a couple blocks from the apartment, I struck up a conversation with a young lady. She was on the short side with shoulder-length blond hair and a very trustworthy face. She explained to me that she had come to New York from her hometown of Beverly Hills to pursue a career in opera. At this point in the conversation, I was just as interested in my scone as I was in her. But then, after about ten minutes of chatting, she dropped a bomb on me: as a child, she had been the human model for the Disney character Nala from "The Lion King." Two minutes later, I unsuccessfully asked for her number. Five minutes later, I made a very ill-advised pass at her.
As a child in England, Disney movies were one of my favorite American exports. Once I grew older and realized that the chicks in these movies were incredibly hot, they got even more entertaining. So without further adiueux, I present...
Henry's Top 10 Hottest Female Disney Characters of All Time
10. Bambi: Weirdly hot.
9. Belle: Overrated, still hot.
8. Maid Marion: Fox.
7. Cindarella: Shows nice calf as she runs away from the ball.
6. Ursula: When she pretends to be human. Her transformation back into beastly Ursula is still one of the most revolting things ever caught on film.
5. Snow White: Beautiful in the classical sense.
4. Pocahontas: Pocahotness. How do you speak English so well? I love you.
3. Ariel: You can wash up on my shore anytime. If I met her, that's probably what I would say.
2. Nala: Made beastiality seem reasonable in 1994.
1. Jasmine: Loin fire.
Comments (2)
Joel
February 3rd, 2006
Err. Bambi was a dude, dude.
ZipRik
February 4th, 2006
haha
yeah, i guess that answer's that 'is this a gay sitcom' question.
who's the f*g now?
booya suck*s.
-rik.
jk henry, i know you're not g*y. didn't mean to be an *sshole.
and by the way, i do use the letter a.