“Cell Phone Etiquette v2” (2m:31s)
Always hang up on an Englishman
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BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
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Satya Bhabha as Mark
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[X] “Cell Phone Etiquette v2” Script
Mark approaches the front door of his apartment building and begins searching for his keys. Just then, Sarah runs up to greet him from across the street.
SARAH
Winston! Winston!
MARK
Oh, hi Sarah!
Mark is puzzled.
MARK
Winston? Oh, Winston ... right ... thats me.
SARAH
How's it going?
Mark babbles.
MARK
Yeah Yeah Yeah yes ... I mean, well, right ... you know ... New York ... forgettaboutit ... crazy place ... Anyway ...
Mark begins to ask Sarah a question, but is cut short by the ring of his cell phone. Mark dismisses the call and puts away his cell.
SARAH
You can get it if you need to.
MARK
Oh no, it's fine - it's just Henry. Anyway, how is the EBay business going?
SARAH
It's going fine.
MARK
Good... Look, Sarah, I was thinking, maybe if you want to some time maybe ... we could, I don't know ... get ...
Mark is again interrupted mid-sentence by his rining phone.
MARK
It's Henry again, it must be an emergency. Hold on one second.
MARK: Hello?
HENRY: Hey Mark, how are you doing?
MARK: I'm fine Henry, fine. What's the emergency, what's going on?
HENRY: Nothing, I just wanted to see how you were.
MARK: Henry, I ignored the first phone call. And you called immediatly back, you didn't even send a text message. That's a recipe for an emergency!
HENRY: No, no. No emergency. I just wanted to see what you were up to, if you were around.
MARK: Look, it's a rule! It's protocol!
Sarah nods in agreement. Mark hangs up in frustration. Henry is disconcerned.
MARK
Anyway ...
SARAH
You know, I have an EBay auction that is going to close in like two minutes. I really have to go. Bye Winston!
Sarah leaves in a hurry.
MARK
Bye Sarah... Dammit, Henry!
Viewer Comments (6)
bob
December 13th, 2005
Budweiser should definitely be thanking bathtub yoga right about now... that was execellent product placement, if I do say so myself.
Baron Barachev
December 13th, 2005
Excellent gourging of one's face by Hentry.
Mario
December 14th, 2005
I can't decide which is the best one of all - they're all really great. You're getting the blogoscar for your acting!
mark's sis
December 14th, 2005
henry is a fox.
Ralph Reed
December 14th, 2005
When are Henry and Mark going to get it on
Mark
December 16th, 2005
didn't you see episode 11?