“The Hacker - Part 1” (2m:20s)
A telemarketing campaign gone horribly wrong and our heroes in danger! Oh, the suspense is killing me. Seriously, it hurts.
link to this ep:
http://bathtubyoga.com/ep/the-hacker-1.html
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About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
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[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Hacker - Part 1” Script
Mark
Hello, my name is Mark Akaky from BathTubYoga.com, have you ever heard of the internet?
Henry
Henry here over at BathTubYoga.com, one of the top one hundred thousand blogs on the internet, thats right...
Mark
Do you know how to read, have you ever tried reading a blog?
Henry
Blog, Blog Blog
Mark
Hello?
Henry
Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog ... I think they hung up.
Mark
There must be some blog readers out there, we just haven't reached them, not yet, but we will.
Henry
How many calls did we say we'd make?
Mark
Two million.
Henry
We're not even half way there yet.
Mark
Thats ok.
Henry
Hello? Hi this is Henry and Mark from Blogline, BathTubYoga.com, one of...
Hacker
Do you like scary websites?
Henry
Well, it depends on the content.
Hacker
I'm going to kill you, and your little website too.
Henry
Mark, I've got a hacker on the line, a hacker, what do I do?
Mark
Hang up, Henry, hang up!
Henry
I think he's calling from inside the building.
Hacker
I'm calling from right outside the building. If you want to save BathTubYoga, meet me outside NOW.
Henry
Mark, tell my mother I love her.
Mark
Is he going to kill us? God! Is my brain going to get hacked again?
Henry
I'm going to go meet the hacker outside.
Mark
No! Outside is far too dangerous, Henry. You must stay inside.
Henry
He'll kill BathTubYoga if I don't.
Mark
We'll, then there is no other choice. Out you go, Henry! I'll just stay inside and take care of the home base. Good luck, old chap.
Henry
Right. See you on the other side.
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Logan
May 8th, 2006
Logan!