“The Hobo” (1m:56s)
About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
Contact the BathTubYoga team at
[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Hobo” Script
Henry pokes the dead homeless man with a broom while Mark paces.
MARK
What are we going to do? I can't believe this!
HENRY
Must have died a couple days ago, before we moved in.
MARK
We have to contact the authorities.
HENRY
Mark! We'll get deported?
MARK
Deported? We're not going back to England.
HENRY
That's right. We're in America now so we've got to act like Americans. we've got to cover it up.
MARK
How?
HENRY
Well there must be something on the Internet about how to do it.
MARK
Are you joking!?!
HENRY
Mark, I never joke about the Internet? They've got everything on Craigslist!
MARK
Craigslist? What are you going to buy on Craigslist?
HENRY
Not buy, sell. Where do you think scientists get their stem cells? Come on, give me a hand will you?
Henry takes out a box. Together they grab the homeless man's arms and stuff him in the box.
MARK
Alright, I'm gonna go vomit now.
As Mark walks out?
HENRY
Well it's nice to do something good for science once in a while.
Viewer Comments (10)






Michael
November 7th, 2005
I like this ep the best so far. Cant wait for ep #4!
Dbam
November 8th, 2005
hahahahahaha. hm.
Al
November 7th, 2005
Beats Curb Your Enthusiasm
jason
November 8th, 2005
once again mr. allen is wonderful. its too bad you killed him off so early. maybe he can return in the halloween episode.
mario
November 8th, 2005
Better than "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Yeah right.
N
November 8th, 2005
anything is better than curb your enthusiasm.
because it's retarded.
josh
November 8th, 2005
is the guy with the glasses supposed to have a british accent? if so...thumbs down
cjm
November 8th, 2005
They say you can make a living doing this ......
Tristram Shandy
November 8th, 2005
the hardass one dresses like a 1950s car salesman and the other is basically a mid-atlantic Schwimmer with glasses.
Mark Ishot
November 8th, 2005
love it.
when do you release the new eps?