“The Ninja” (1m:47s)
Another near-death situation averted by cookies
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BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
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Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
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Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
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Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
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[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Ninja” Script
HENRY
Oh Mark, I love it when your mom brings Christmas goodies.
MARK
Yes, I know, but you have to wait until the big day.
HENRY
Oh no, Mark, please! Mark!
MARK
Henry, it's tradition.
HENRY
Fine. Did we get any comments?
MARK
No.
The scene changes. It is now night and Mark and Henry are asleep. A ninja creeps out of the darkness and raises a knife over the sleeping bloggers. Just then, the smell of Mark's mom's cookies catches his attention, and he decides to kill the box of cookies instead. Mark wakes up to find the box empty, and screams at Henry:
MARK
You just couldn't control yourself!
HENRY
I promise you, Mark! It wasn't me! You have to believe me!
MARK
So what happened? Some ninja crept into our house at night and ate all the chocolate apricot, which happen to be your favorite!?
HENRY
You're right, they are my favorite. I guess it must have been me, but-
MARK
Guilty as charged.
Viewer Comments (3)
Dbam
December 14th, 2005
Put some goddamn clothes on, Henry.
tsuru
December 15th, 2005
It's so surreal. The ninja appears suddenly from nowhere! I like the spooky sound when he appears. Your video
reminds of a daily comic strip in the newspaper. I especially like the camera angle from inside the computer. Can't wait for the next ep.
Francine Fantabulus
December 20th, 2005
That Ninga could rival the martial arts ability of even Chuck Norris