“The Pizza Delivery Man” (2m:41s)
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About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
Contact the BathTubYoga team at
[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Pizza Delivery Man” Script
Mark and Henry are standing around waiting for the pizza delivery man.
MARK
My, where do you think that pizza delivery man has got to? It's been forty five minutes - I'm starved!
HENRY
You know, you should tell him to give it to us for free. In America, apparently, every pizza that comes over a half an hour late is automatically free.
MARK
Really?
HENRY
Yep. Someone told me - it happens all the time.
The delivery man arrives.
DELIVERY MAN
Alright, which one of you assholes ordered the fucking pizza?
Mark babbles
DELIVERY MAN
Yo, I just dragged this thing up fifteen hundred flights of stairs, who ordered the fucking pizza?!
MARK
I did, sir.
DELIVERY MAN
Are you two British?
HENRY
Yeah.
MARK
Yes sir!
DELIVERY MAN
Yeah, Monty Python. Never thought it was funny. Alright, you owe me ten fifty.
MARK
Right... gosh... say, Henry, do you have any-
HENRY
No.
DELIVERY MAN
Where is my fucking money?
Henry pulls Mark aside.
HENRY
Time Mark, tell him about the time.
MARK
But he's so ...
HENRY
But it's the law, he has to do it. Go on.
Mark turns to the delivery man and begins to speak in stutters.
MARK
Right ... we were wondering ... if you know, because of the time ... and your "policy" ... it would be possible ... you could ... we want the pizza for free!
DELIVERY MAN
Free?!
MARK
Or at least a small discount.
The delivery man charges at Mark.
DELIVERY MAN
Listen Elton! You're in my country now, you understand? You play by my rules! You're the Eggman, I'm the fucking Walrus! You owe me ten American dollars and fifty American cents! Comprendevu?
Henry hands him the money.
HENRY
Here you are, just keep the change.
MARK
Henry, that's our savings. Our emergency savings!
DELIVERY MAN
Alright, that's better. Enjoy your pizza. Falty Towers, that had some wit to it!
HENRY
It was an emergency, Mark.
Henry picks up the pizza.
HENRY
It's not even hot!
Henry throws the pizza box aside.
Viewer Comments (9)
Leahhhh
December 16th, 2005
never have i seen satya stutter so well. superb job boys, and henry is still a fox
Mary-austin's friend
December 17th, 2005
haha great job austin
nice to know youre spending your time welll
btw this setup is really awesome...ill make sure to check up often for updates!
Dbam
December 18th, 2005
the direction's gone up a notch. exteriors, cars driving by windows. melikes.
Dbam
December 18th, 2005
ps- where the hell is Ziprik?
ZipRik
December 19th, 2005
oh... hi Dbam. yeah, i've sorta stopped writing.
some of the j*rks who comment on the site were really really rude... i guess you can tell where you're not wanted.
anyway, guys. i thought the last ep. was really awesome... you guys rock.
sorry if you found me annoying or whatever, i just really like BTY. G'ybe for a while - i'll be here, just silently.
*sigh*
-rik.
ZipRik
December 19th, 2005
(sorry to write again,
just to say you can see the whole sorry exchange in the comments under Henry's blog "The Path to Glory")
walrus
December 20th, 2005
hey guys
great ep,
but where's the dancing pizza guy?
Shelley
December 25th, 2005
Excellent job on the site! It's been keeping me nicely entertained during the lulls of college life. Also, I have to say- Mark is quite adorable. Thought I'd give him some deserved props since all those kinds of comments seem to go to Henry.
girl hiding
January 16th, 2006
first time to the site and the vids wouldn't load! doh!
http://hidingfromsociety.com