“The Pizza” (2m:03s)
About BTY
BathTubYoga is a blog. And a videoblog. Get it? Mark and Henry have just moved from London to New York City, where they are trying to live the dream as professional bloggers. BathTubYoga is their blog -- it's about social life on the Internet and the new technology that's become a part of our lives. Read what Mark and Henry have to say, every day, and then watch eps about them a few times a week.
Credits
Satya Bhabha as Mark
Stefano Theodoli-Braschi as Henry
Lacy Gattis as Sarah
Austin Allen as Everyone Else
Written and Directed by
Kai Hasson, Robert Spiro and Daniel Abrams
Blogged by
Robert Spiro as Mark
Nathaniel Houghteling as Henry
Created by
Robert Spiro and Kai Hasson
Contact the BathTubYoga team at
[X] Mark (view Henry's profile)
Name: Mark Akaky
Age: 24
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: One year ago I was sitting in a posh office in downtown London, about to start my life in the business world. And then catastrophe struck: I downloaded an MP3 onto my computer at work. Harmless, don't you think? Two days later I found myself fired, fined, and jailed. Collateral damage of the digital age.
So here I am, living to New York City with my childhood friend Henry, making a go of it in the blogosphere. Enjoy the posts, and feel free to drop me a line!
[X] Henry (view Mark's profile)
Name: Henry Scott
Age: 23
Hometown: London, England
Current Residence: NYC
Job: Professional Blogger
A little bit about me: Hello, Internet! It's me, Henry Scott. You've probably heard of me. If not, here's a primer. I've been a stand-up comedian in London for the past few years, before I realized my true calling: blogging. I didn't like the comedy world much anyway. Too many agents. I hate agents. In November 2005 me and my best buddy Mark packed up for New York City, and here we are, proud parents of BathTubYoga. What else? I like Ginkgo Biloba and Ginseng, and women love me.
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[X] “The Pizza” Script
Mark sits and waits for dinner. Henry approaches with a pizza and sits down.
MARK
Oh, finally, I'm starving. Is that Digiorno?
HENRY
Indeed it is. Take a slice.
Mark takes the first bite and cringes in pain as he burns his mouth.
MARK
Oh my god, I think my mouth is bleeding! My mouth is bleeding!
HENRY
Are you alright?
MARK
Why didn't you let it cool down?
HENRY
I did let it cool down.
DISSOLVE TO: INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT Henry looks like a mad scientist as he makes the pizza.
HENRY
This pizza is gonna burn! More fire! More fire! (evil laugher)
DISSOLVE TO: INT. APARTMENT - DAY Back to Mark and Henry sitting together. Mark is stuffing his mouth with napkins.
MARK
What did you do to this pizza?
HENRY
I cooked it Mark. Take it easy.
DISSOLVE TO: INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT Henry laughs maniacally.
HENRY
It's alive! It's ALIVE!
The pizza stands up and does a jig.
Viewer Comments (9)






zipRik
November 10th, 2005
i like this ep. the best so far.
it's amazing!
claymation?
so so cool.
keep em coming.
Alan
November 10th, 2005
I love this one. This is definitley addictive. I can't wait for the next epidsode.
Hoffman
November 10th, 2005
This is definitely the right direction to go. Best one yet.
Ned Vizzini
November 10th, 2005
Very cool. Lots of fun. Keep going guys.
baron davis
November 11th, 2005
worst one yet. ill keep watching anyway.
Alex
November 13th, 2005
Pleasing reference to Better Off Dead.
Jameson says: yayse!
Kai
November 13th, 2005
Great movie
jamisoon
November 14th, 2005
nice effects...the grinding metal guitar is also nice
Me
December 25th, 2005
My mom loves this episode!!!